California Kids Bedding

Here is a list of a few.
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I bet I could stop playing.

I think I'm agnostic, but I have not decided.

I can not get enough of minimalism.

I was born to be pessimistic. My blood type is B negative.

Do centipedes ten equal to a millipedes?

A liberal is just a conservative who has not yet been attacked.

Once we had Clinton, Johnny Cash and Bob Hope. Now we have Bush, without money and without hope.

If Keller had ESP, would you say it was one fourth sense?

The best contraceptive for old people is nudity.

Have you been to Wal-Mart lately? You must be 300 pounds to get the automatic doors to open.

I've been on so many blind dates I should get a free dog.

I wondered why the Frisbee was bigger, and then it hit me.

Those who forget the pasta are condemned to reheat.

Take everything in moderation. Including moderation.

There are two rules for success: 1.) Do not tell everything you know.

Some days it is not worth chewing through the straps.

Do not follow, because I can not drive. Do not drive, because I can not follow. Just go out there somewhere, please?

Never get to bed angry, stay awake and plotting your revenge.

If at first you do not succeed, try left field.

When the unemployment office window, loudly say: "I did not get where I am today by listening to people like you!"

Sacred cows make the best hamburgers.

I got some new underwear yesterday. Well, it was new to me.

If # 2 pencils are the most popular, are they still # 2?

I used to be a lifeguard, but some blue kid got shot.

I live in California, and my watch is three hours fast, I can not solve the problem, then I moved to New York.

I do not want buns of steel. I want buns of cinnamon.

Ask to see my tattoo of a rose, but do not ask out. I'm constantly bothered by bees.

It's not who you know, you know.

There is no "I" in "team", but there are four "Platitude-Quoting Idiot".

A goldfish says to another, "If there is no God, changing the water every week?"

A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered drawer.

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.

Treat each day like the last, one day you'll be right.

Follow your dreams, except the one where you're naked at work.

Which of them is the lifeboat non-smokers?

Marriage is not a word. This is a sentence.

George Bush has worked hard, 24 / 7 to 24 hours per week, 7 months a year.

I had amnesia once - maybe twice.

Originality is the art of concealing your sources.

Photons have mass? I do not even know they were Catholic.

All I ask is a chance to prove that money can not make me happy.

Wear a watch and you'll always know what time it is. Wear two watches and you'll never be sure.

How long is a minute depends on which side of the bathroom door you're on.

Teaching children to be polite and courteous, and when he grows up, he will never be able to board his car on a highway.

Two people can live as cheaply as one, for half the time.

Is Marx's tomb a communist plot?

Living on Earth is expensive, but it includes a free trip around the sun.

This guy is so old that ancient stores of the Navy.

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can not even get into my own pants.

Birthdays are good for you - the more you have the more you live ..